(Source: televandalist)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Quirk
guys
we’ve been wrong all along
this is actually what they look like
me and my dog almost starved
(Source: oh-gurl-please)
i move my hand down her pants.. she doesn’t protest, her eyes are beautiful.. i feel around, but there is no vagina.. just smooth skin. laaaaaaaame. *puts barbie back in box*
Miley speaks for us all.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
